JOHN ASHCROFT RESIGNS! OH FRAPTUOUS DAY!
Although he confusingly states his reason for leaving by declaring victory over crime, and terror. Uh... yeah... There's still crime Johnny boy... But I'm glad you're not in charge of stopping it anymore.

One more thing... isn't it odd that they "won" right after the re-election? "Well, he legitimately got into office this time, guess we won"